and so....

Well we all know today is Valentine’s Day and it doesn’t matter if you have a valentine or not it still effects you. If you are single this day is known to you as Single Awareness Day and if you have a heart then it’s the worst day of your life. Lol and being around people in love makes you want to throw up all over yourself like a drunken kid who had nachos at 12pm after 6 shots of vodka and 4 rounds of beer pong at 9am in the morning before a fall semester football game. Me myself? I just eat Chinese and don’t mind that I have no valentine. Why don’t I have a valentine, u ask? Whelp it’s because the person I want doesn’t want me and the people that do want me I could care less about. I know it’s harsh and me not getting what I want is karma for being a bitch 365 days a year. It’s not that big of a deal to me because we all know I’m cold blooded and have no heart so blah BLAH blah to the roses and the chocolates and the big stuffed animals that your special significant other surprises you with. I’d rather make money at work anyway [even though I was secretly hoping that Parkside would pop up outta nowhere having driven the 45 minutes from _______ and surprise me…which isn’t happening but I’m just saying] Anyway so yea I’m happy for those that have valentines on this hallmark holiday. Feliz Dia de Amor o Dia Feliz de Valentinos. Depending on your Spanish…. And if your reading my blog on February 14, 2009 then YOU don’t have a valentine either because I definitely would not be anywhere near a damn computer if I had a valentine especially if it was the one I wanted. Oh welllllll. I’m hanging in there pray for me…